Beware: Flying Food

Mom Lesson #2: Cover food when you heat it up in the microwave. You guys. I shit you not. I almost just had my eyesight taken by flying food when I opened the microwave. WE'RE TALKING MILLIMETERS PEOPLE. I was making my (daily) "Good job you made it through another workday!" plate of nachos, when BAM...out … Continue reading Beware: Flying Food



Hi. Welcome. I'm another millennial who thinks the world wants to hear what I have to say on a blog. In truth, I am really annoyed by said millennial bloggers. I make fun of these bloggers. Like, who wants to read about what someone ate for lunch, or where she got that pair of ridiculous pom … Continue reading Mom